I hate it when I have the hiccups lying down

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I am getting out of the car, it has been pouring rain all day. I just sent a important text before getting out of the car. i hit my head on the top of the car (imagine even my short self, i still hit my head) my phone fell out of my lap and into the huge puddle, as if diving right in. Now i am phoneless..:”(

(via kateboyette)

Source: charitymoore

I am beautiful just the way God made me :)

I am beautiful just the way God made me :)

"me: so what are you doing today?
mom: i am going to put my makeup on
me: is that all?
mom: ohh what? oh yeah.
me: oh well i am going to class
mom: oh i am going with your dad to rocky mount
me: ohh….that makes since..(confused look.,then i leave)
THAT WAS MY MORNING WAKE UP"

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this was my dads face….in the dark he looks scary!

this was my dads face….in the dark he looks scary!

What you dont know is…we were in the dark on Christmas…someone hit a power line..so in the dark my brother gets a flash from my camera and gives this face! (:

What you dont know is…we were in the dark on Christmas…someone hit a power line..so in the dark my brother gets a flash from my camera and gives this face! (:

(via nosidamdrahco)

Source: just-love-myself-bitch

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what do spoons(teaspoons and tablespoon), spades(with cards), and clubs(with cards) have in common?……………my dad can’t tell them apart.

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Actual Children’s Answers to The Question “What Is Love?”

“Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs.” - Chrissy, age 6 

“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4

“Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.” - Danny, age 7

“Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss.” - Emily, age 8

“Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.” - Bobby, age 7

“If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,” - Nikka, age 6

“Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday.” - Noelle, age 7

“Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.” - Tommy, age 6

“During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn’t scared anymore.” - Cindy, age 8

“My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don’t see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.” - Clare, age 6

“Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.” - Elaine, age 5

“Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Brad Pitt.” - Chris, age 7

“Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.” - Mary Ann, age 4

“I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.” - Lauren, age 4

“When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn’t bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That’s love.” - Rebecca, age 8

“When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you.” - Karen, age 7

“You really shouldn’t say ‘I love you’ unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget.” - Jessica, age 8